"Hey, can you walk on my back?"
"Uh, that's a really strange request. No."
"Please? It is killing me."
"Why don't you just get a massage or go to a chiropractor or something?"
"That costs money, and I need more pressure than that. Plus, you're right here. Just step on my back for a couple of minutes, that's all I'm asking."
"Fine, okay. I just hope I don't hurt you."
"I'll be fine."
"If you say so."
"Ow! What are you doing?"
"What you told me to do!"
"Not on my spine!"
"Oh, sorry. Um…is that better?"
"Shit, how much do you weigh?"
"What? I don't know-130, maybe."
"Are you putting all of your weight on me? You need to steady yourself on something."
"Oh, okay. Sorry."
"You really suck at this."
"Hey, you're the one who told me to walk on your back. You didn't tell me how to go about doing it."
"I thought you knew!"
"Well, I didn't. How's your back?"
"I think you made it worse."
"Oh. So, chiropractor?"
Created: Aug 24, 2012AeB Document Media