"Can you hold this for me for a second? My hands are kinda full"
"You're kidding right?"
"Oh God. Really? this again?"
"You know what happened last time."
"Yes well, just don't grab it like that again. Be more careful and you'll be fine-"
"I just don't want to use my bare hands, you know. I might...hurt. Could you...?"
"This is ridiculous"
"Look, how people can actually pick one up, let alone take it home is just beyond me."
"Okay, that's it.This has got to stop."
"Because you're embarassing me"
"Pick it up"
"Pick it up or I walk out of here. And we are done"
"You're crazy, you can't be serious"
"How the hell am I the crazy one?"
"Because you're breaking up with me over...over..this. How could you do this to me, after everything we've been through. I stand by you through everything...everything. And you stand there on your high horse, all high and mighty, the Queen of Sheba, like Julias Ceasar, as if butter wouldn't melt-"
"-Just pick up the God damned pineapple"
Created: Aug 18, 2012FrancescaJeanne Document Media