Different Shades of Clean

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"Im sorry Mom, finals are this week,

Looks like I won't be making the family reunion."

Clean Getaway


"Good news Miss Lohan,

Your herpes test came back negative."

Clean Bill of Health


"Sorry I was late for our celibacy support group,

I was busy helping an elderly lady across the street."

Squeaky Clean


"Not only does that dude refuse to use any restroom but his own, 

but he also has plastic over all his furniture."

Mr. Clean


"I've tried every cleaner in the house,

And I still can't get the vomit smell out of the carpet."

Power Clean


"Hey everyone, the cops are coming:

hide the drugs!"

Clean House


"Please officer, I know I was speeding,

but there must be something I can do…?"

Clean Slate


"Im Joey Greco from a tv show called 'Cheaters'.

You wanna tell me what's going on in this video?"

Come Clean


"Alright bitch, empty your pockets,

And no hair pulling either!"

Clean Fight

Created: Aug 18, 2012


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