Subject: VOYAGER, prototype #149.
Evaluation of human body started at 0800 hours. Finish: +24 min, 36 sec.
Main function: transportation. Evaluation: vital.
Main functions: hold a baby, open doors, operate remote, hug a friend, start a fire, hand gestures, wave goodbye, handshakes, making food, punching someone, clapping, acrobatics, petting a cat, bagging groceries, typing, intimate stimulation, sign language.
Evaluation: 15% useful, 85% obsolete. ARMS REMOVED.
Main functions: foreplay, breast-feeding, pleasure centres, subliminal messaging.
Evaluation: 64% useful, 46% useless. EVOLUTIONARY FUNCTIONS TERMINATED.
Main functions: protects brain from injury, receives sensory information, micro-expressions to help communication, facial features to help recognition, hair accommodation.
Evaluation: 4% functional, malfunctions at 6-sec intervals. BRAIN REMOVED.
VISUAL AND AUDITORY CENTRES PRESERVED. Relocated on neck, shoulders, and chest.
VOYAGER #149 SUCCESSFULLY ACTIVATED. Sending to lab for mass reproduction.
P.S. My vision for this is a video with running images of the functions presented while the process is ongoing. :)
Created: Aug 12, 2012lynmidnight Document Media