Oh Home *smh*

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Home is.....
- where your Zombie Apocalypse headquarters is located and maintained my the parental units
- pure chaos when everyone's favorite show comes on at the same time and everyone wants to watch it on the living room tv (nevermind the other 3 in the house)
- where you can find five mentally insane individuals and three dogs that give them judging looks
- "OMG GET OUT THE BATHROOM I HAVE PLACES TO GO AND SHIT TO DO!!!"
- where your parents call you from the basement to turn the television off....when the remote is right next to them.
- where a simply game of scramble turns into a full out war and the only one that can stop it is Webster
- where you show off how awesome you are by pointing out that you are in the center of all the family photos
- where you ask your father for money first because we all know he will cave before mother
- where every decision you make ends with someone yelling "YOLO"
- where after someone does yell "yolo", you follow it up with "UNLESS YOU ARE A TIME LORD!!!!"
- where family bonding consist of gathering stuff animals and sunglasses to make a boss picture for my 10 minutes of writing
- where I always want to be

Created: Aug 02, 2012

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