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“Uh….hey Life. It’s me again. I….I really didn’t want to have this conversation with your answering machine, but….this is really important. I am pretty sure that you have noticed that our relationship has become strained to say the least. When I didn’t know any better, I found myself blaming you and hating every second of every minute that I spent with you. In my eyes, it seemed that our relationship had become something dark, dreary, and disappointing after so many years of living in ignorance bliss. We could never find ourselves on the same page in the same book and for that I flat out hated you. I actually thought that if I had I was someone else…..I wouldn’t have our type of relationship. I would have been overjoyed with my new Life instead of settling for you. That was 10 minutes ago I kid you not! Then it dawned on me. I am not a kid anymore. You are going to be tough on me because tough love is what I need. It’s time that I let go of the fantasy world that I wrapped myself in and face the reality of the situation. Our relationship is strained because of ME. I need to stop taking you for granted. I need to accept that you weren’t designed to make me miserable. I need to learn that shit just happens. I need to stop being a kid and grow up. I need to let you know that you are the only one I get and that I love you. I simply need you and I don’t want to give you up. Just call me back so we can just talk about this.”
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Created: Aug 02, 2012justhuman Document Media