A Late Night Tail(from Joab's photo)

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She said, "It's just an 'old wives' tale.'" She said, "Cats can't steal a baby's breath...they're just smelling the milk."


I told her to keep the nursery window closed at night. I told her we should get rid of that fucking cat. She didn't listen. 


But the cat didn't stop in the nursery. It came straight to our bedroom. Those "old wives" don't tell you that part.


Now I hear the officer saying, "...and whatever you say can be used against you in a court of...blah, blah, blah." 


So now that fucking cat has at least ten lives. And that 'old wives' tale" is now a "dead wife tale."


 

Created: Jul 26, 2012

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