Ode to the Sock Gremlin

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Gremlin of the wash, we call you.

Takest thou this virgin sock as a token of fealty, oh great Gremlin. Honor us with thy absence and abstain from further treachery lest our feet freeze for lack of covering. Curse us not with lost stockings and let no sock want for a match.

This we ask.

We offer the most sacred of socks, colored as the rainbow, the striped virgin toe sock.

To the laundry!



Why can I never find a matching pair of socks? This was written after a long discussion about lost socks.



Created: Jul 22, 2012

Tags: lost socks, fiction, gremlin, sock

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