Pretentious Man (Superheroes collab)

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Look into the Starbucks!...it's a turd?...is he vain?...yes, it's Pretentious Man!


His motto: Faster than a 4S iPhone, more powerful than a MacPro, able to creep people out without a single sound. 


His costume: Bluetooth headset, Armani knock-off suit, Gucci knock-off shoes, Rolex knock-off watch.


His sidekick: Sychophantom


His super powers:


1. Making people vomit in their mouths...then,


2. Boring them to death.

Created: Jul 21, 2012

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