Look into the Starbucks!...it's a turd?...is he vain?...yes, it's Pretentious Man!
His motto: Faster than a 4S iPhone, more powerful than a MacPro, able to creep people out without a single sound.
His costume: Bluetooth headset, Armani knock-off suit, Gucci knock-off shoes, Rolex knock-off watch.
His sidekick: Sychophantom
His super powers:
1. Making people vomit in their mouths...then,
2. Boring them to death.
Created: Jul 21, 2012saintmaker Document Media