Little Red Deathtrap(True Tiny Story)

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     Remember those little red cars that were popular with kids in the nineties?  You know the little ones that are foot powered with the yellow top?  I sure do.  I remember that only a few short years ago I was riding in on that belonged to a friend.  Because I was taller that everyone else I got stuck in the damn thing.  It took a few minutes of practiced breathing just to relax enough to slither out.  Finally as I escaped my chinese plastic people trap, my friend's father came outside yelling.
     "Joseph, get the hell off of that, you're twenty-four years old.  What were you thinking?  Jesus."

Created: Jun 07, 2012


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