Once upon a time, there was a fluffy little bunny named Little Miss Prisspot. Now, while all the other fluffy little bunnies pooped out the little doo-doos that rabbits make, Little Miss Prisspot pooped out the frosting flowers that you find on wedding cakes. Naturally, Little Miss Prisspot thought her fluffy bunnyass was SPECIAL, what with pooping out petunias, and pansies, and peonies, and whatnot.
Eventually, Little Miss Prisspot came to the attention of the local baker of wedding cakes, who put her bunnyass to work pooping out the flowers in question for all the wedding cakes in the land. Which, as it turns out, was a lot of pooping. One day, after a particularly strenuous day of pooping (there was a Christmas wedding, and Little Miss Prisspot had to poop poinsettias), Little Miss Prisspot was pooped. So pooped, in fact, that she misstepped (thereby debunking the myth of lucky rabbits' feet) off the kitchen counter and into the stewpot. Which, while unfortunate for Little Miss Prisspot, was quite a stroke of luck for the baker, who was able to invite the wicked witch from next door over for some lovely hasenpfeffer (incorporated).
The baker and the witch were eventually married, and they had a lovely wedding cake that nobody had pooped on.
Created: Apr 25, 2012RickinPhilly Document Media