they lived happily after
... until belle turned into a beast
and sung terribly out of key,
until she told the un-enchanted help,
"shut up and hold my tea."
... until cindy's foot got too fat for her slippers,
"after years on me knees, after washing soiled knickers,
after running out'a that party, lookin all hasty,
I deserve to be lazy. Please pass another pastry!"
... until ariel was on the beach one day,
stretching and cooing on the warm, toasty sand,
when she locked eyes (and lips) with a stranger,
and with her new-found legs, with her stranger she ran.
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