Dear Fly,

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Dear Fly,


I'm sorry I killed you. There's still a small, dark stain on my wall from where I smacked you with a flip-flop. What a way to go. I'm sure you're in a better place now, like the garbage can. I would say sorry to your family, but I've attempted, or succeeded in killing most of them too. Anyway, thank you for not being a spider.


 


Sincerely,


Catherine

Created: Apr 03, 2012

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