Hypocrisy and Politics: A Love Story [Dialogue Tales]

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“Hey there, friend, do you have a minute to hear me out on an important issue?”

“I’m running kinda late today, but sure, go ahead!”

“Well, first, would you mind buttoning your shirt all the way up? Sorry, it’s bothering me a little.”

“I guess so. Now what did you want to say?”

“I’ll get to it, but could you roll your sleeves down? Sorry, people don’t want to see tattoos. Rather offensive.”

“Uh, OK. I’m running a little late, what did you have to tell me?”

“Well, I just wanted to say…wait, what’s that smell? Do you smoke marijuana? Dope like that is ruining our fine country. It’s all imported by illegals.”

“You seem, well, a little invasive for someone who just wants to deliver a message.”

“I apologize. I guess I just get a little caught up in my principles.”

“Right. I have to go, so if you wanted to say something…now’s the time.”

“Oh, right. Vote for Santorum in 2012! Obama wants to take our freedom!”

Created: Mar 01, 2012

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