i take it we are not together?

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"Hey..."

"Whaa..."

"Are you up?"

"Jesus, I am now."

"Did we do something last night?"

"What do you mean?"

"Last night. Sun goes away, it gets dark, I drink too much. I then find myself in the bed of a girl I just met."

"Oh, that kind of something."

"And did we?"

"Did we what? Did we have sex?"

"I would like to run on the assumption that we did. I am male, naked, and must have some new stories to tell. My high school conquests are getting a tad old."

"Yes. We had sex."

"Was I any good?"

"Oh, God."

"I have to know."

"You just woke me up, the sun is barely up and you are now demanding to know if I have a sexual rating system?"

"I thought all women did."

"I am going to get out of this bed and I am going to put something on. I suggest you do the same."

"So, no, to the rating system then."

"What was your name again?"

Created: Feb 27, 2012

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