"What did I do to piss you off this time?"
"... You do a lot of things that piss me off."
"None of my friends like you. None of my family likes you. Whenever they ask me why I'm with you I don't have an answer."
"... How am I supposed to fix that?"
"I don't expect you to fix anything."
"Can we please talk about this in person?"
"I won't be coming home tonight. I'll be there around noon tomorrow to pick up my things."
"... What are you talking about?"
"I found someone else."
Created: Feb 23, 2012MW_Travesty Document Media