Don't move.

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“Don’t move.”


“Wait…what?”


“Don’t move a muscle.”


“Why are you whispering?”


“Trust me on this one. Don’t you fucking move.”


“Ok. I’m not moving. Now what?”


“Just stay right there.”


“For how long?”


“As long as it takes.”


“How long is as long as it takes?”


“I don’t know! Just wait.”


“Can I move now?”


“No!”


“How 'bout now?”


“Definitely not now!”


“Seriously???”


“Yes! If you move right now I swear to God its over.”


“What’s over?”


“Everything!”


“Seriously??? What are you talking about?”


“Ok. You can move now.”


“Whew. What was that about?”


“Excuse me?”


“What was that about? Not moving!”


“Oh, you looked stressed.”


“What?”


“You looked stressed. I thought it might help for you to be still. Did it work?”


“Uh…yeah actually. Thanks.”


“You’re welcome.”


“Do you do this often?”


“Sure.”


“Wow. I’m really impressed.  Do you have a card or anything?”


“No.”


“What’s your name?”


“It doesn’t matter.”


“Well, c’mon! You’re really not helping me here.”


“Wait!”


“What?”


“Don’t move!”

Created: Feb 22, 2012

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