My Friend Showed Me Your Profile

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"Hi!! My friend showed me your profile and I thought you were really cute so I thought we could chat!"


"What are you up to babe? :)"

"I'm just at work. You?"

"I just got back from the gym, I was really hot and sweaty so I had to take a shower ;)"

"Ha, that sounds nice, I need to start going to the gym. How often do you go?"

"I'm just sitting here bored now. Wanna help me break in my new cam? ;)"


"Here, go to this site:
You have to put in a credit card but only to prove you're over 18
It won't charge you I promise haha!"

"I doubt it will let me in. I told you I'm at work, and they block stuff like this."

"Ok! Hurry up so we can chat more! I'm still in my underwear from that shower ;)
Hey! Are you still there!
Well I'll be waiting for you baby :)"

"Do you get paid to do this? Or are you just a spambot?
Hello? Not there anymore? Off spamming someone else?
I know nobody's there, but it's really shitty to trick someone into thinking you actually like them.
You build up their hopes and then try to get money out of them for some sleazy cam site.
You shouldn't take advantage
You have no idea how lonely some people actually are"

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. But it's just a job, you know? I didn't mean to upset you.
Believe me, I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't have to.
But I am sorry."

"If this is another trick it's really cruel."

"No, it's not, I swear. I'm supposed to stick to the script, but I wanted to say sorry.
I know how hard it is to be alone."

"It's okay, I didn't actually think someone was there
Guess I just needed to rant, sorry
So... are you in like a call center something?"

"Pretty much, just a whole floor of people typing away.
At least it's not a regular call center though
I hate being on the phone all day"

"Ha, for real. I did that a couple times in college and it was the worst. So much micromanaging.
You're not going to get in trouble, are you?"

"Um, probably not. As long as I make my quota they usually don't look too closely at my convos.
But I shouldn't talk long, they notice if it goes over a certain amount of time"

"Aw, that sucks.
You wouldn't happen to be near Oregon by any chance, would you? haha"

"Actually... :)"

"What! No way.
Don't tell me you live in Portland"

"Ha, why? Is that where you live?
I actually work on the border of Beaverton and Portland"

"That's awesome!
I just moved to Portland a couple months ago!"

"Ha! How random!"

"I know! Crazy
So, even though this is really weird, would you want to get coffee sometime?
In a public, well-lit place? So you could see I'm not a total stalker? :)"

"Even though I'm the one that propositioned you first? ;)
I'd love to :)"

Created: Feb 22, 2012


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