Tawny Kitaen

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I don’t know. The whole idea is …it’s Tawny Kitaen

Who?

Whitesnake? Here I go again?

You’ve lost me.

I mean, here’s this beautiful woman. She’s been on magazine covers, TV shows, including Seinfeld! Even stared in great movies like Gwendoline.

Gwendoline?

The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik-Yak.

You’re making that up

No, I’m not! It’s this really fantastic action sexploitation flick from 1985. She’s topless for most of the movie!

I can see why It’s fantastic.

Exactly! But does it matter? No. Why? Because no matter what she does, she'll always be…

That girl that rolls around on a car

That girl that rolls around on a car

So you don’t think we should do this?

Unless you want to be Tawny Kitaen


Created: Feb 21, 2012

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