I couldn't resist a stab at giving this the wirrow treatment :)
The Queen's feet and bum were never happy with letters: Half the night, she slumped in a sagging "M;" the rest of it, she stood under a pointy "W" crown -- and they took all the flak!
- or maybe -
The Queen's feet hated the letter W she wore for a crown half the night. The Queen's bottom hated the letter M she sank into when the stars finally turned around. So her feet and bum made friends and left her with her letters.
Created: Mar 29, 2010Document Media