I will count backwards from ten.
Ten, okay? And then you'll know everything you need to know.
Your memories will be filed and categorized according to how much use they are to you on any given assignment.
Be advised - your first assignment will require little of your past life experience, and there is no guarantee you will recover full knowledge of your previous self before the session's end.*
Under no circumstances can you repeat what I am about to tell you. This is not a warning - it is an assurance, as it is almost certain you are among the 96.66% of individuals unable to process the memetic trigger without some notable loss of cognitive ability.
Sorry, they make me read that card every time. I need you to pay close attention, though, all right? Because this one's important.
I have some instructions from The Rain Cloud Chair.
Angels are apples and devils are pears.
Knives are kites. Knives are kites.
The following is your key phrase. Keep it safe, in your mind, at the base where no tricks can steal it from you.
"You will wake up young with wild ulcers. We will cut costs where cost cutting is commanded."
Fly the box kite through the blonde apple orchard. The pears will follow suit.
Now, if any of that made sense, you're either onto something, or you're shit out of luck.
* 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Created: Feb 07, 2010Document Media