Fun with phrases

By ruffedges

An apple a day keeps the doctor away


-but a rock is more effective


 


He who laughs last laughs longest


-and probably didn’t get the joke to begin with


 


Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we die


-said the raging alcoholic


 


God helps those who help themselves


-Mine


 


Love thy neighbour as thyself


-unless she has a husband, and always ask first


 


Love is blind


-well that explains a lot


 


Great minds think a like


-as do idiots


 


First impressions are the most lasting


-unless you make an arse of yourself saying goodbye


 


Imitation is the greatest form of flattery


-“imitation is the greatest form of flattery” (said in a mocking voice)


 


A little of what you fancy does you good


-unless you fancy a little murder


 


A watched pot never boils


-smoked pot always bakes


 


Behind every great man is a great woman


-insert joke about strap on here

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Fun with phrases

Created: Jul 13, 2011

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