"Mom, I'm bored. Come play with me."
"I'm busy, go play in your room with imaginary Bob."
"Can't, Bob's not in my room."
"Well where is he?"
"He's outside stealing the car."
(This is an actual conversation I had with my 6 year old yesterday. While I am proud to have passed on my dry sense of humor, her deadpan delivery was a bit disconcerting.)
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