HEADLINE: Charming Prince Now A Pauper
After a months-long search that has sunk his kingdom into a record-breaking deficit, Prince Charming has renounced his royal title following a hundred million dollar suit from one of his potential brides-to-be. Needless to say, the search is off.
"It really came as no surprise," commented one Franz Nubalanse, caretaker of the Prince's royal foot locker. "You force that glass slipper on a big enough foot, and it's bound to break. Frankly I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner."
Created: Jan 31, 2011casvellon Document Media