I must have been around 3 as my sister who is 15 months younger than we was still in nappies.
We had a sycamore tree in our yard with a swing made from a repurposed car tyre, and I was refusing to give my little sister a turn. After fighting for a while and her failing to pull me off of it, she declared war.
Right then and there my sister decided that if I wasn't getting off now to give her a turn, I was never getting off. She took off her nappy and proceeded to poop in dollops all around the swing so that there was no way I could escape without stepping in her poop.
I stood up on the swing and screamed for help and cried while my sister laughed in the success of her evil revenge.
Created: Jun 22, 2017MikaCakes Document Media