The Inconvenience Convenience Store - ATM Edition

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EXT. STORE FRONT - AFTERNOON - DAY


A WOMAN exits the passenger side of her BOYFRIEND's car - who is in the driver's seat playing with his PHONE - she twirls a BANK CARD as she approaches an outdoor ATM.


ATM:  (Loud/crackly)  "Welcome to the Inconvenience Convenience Store ATM!"


The Woman jumps at the announcement and looks back at her boyfriend to ease her embarrassment- he's still on his phone - she rolls her eyes.


She attempts to insert the bank card.


ATM: (Loud/distorted) "Welcome to the Inconvenience Convenience Store ATM!"


She jumps again not expecting a second announcement.


WOMAN: (re: ATM) Shut up.


She inserts the bank card - it slides in as expected - immediately after the option window goes blank.


ATM: (Mockingly) "Thank you for using the Inconvenience Convenience Store ATM!  Goodbye!"


WOMAN:  (re: ATM)  What?  No.


The Woman looks round for assistance - there is none - after pressing 'CANCEL' on the keypad a number of times she accepts defeat and taps on her Boyfriend's window.  He barely acknowledges her as he operates the window.


BOYFRIEND:  What?


INT.  THE HELP-DESK - CONTINUOUS


On the other side of the ATM an employee is sat on the floor of the help-desk stacking various BANK CARDS into a giant pyramid.


CUSTOMER (O.S):  There's no one on the help-desk again.

Created: May 09, 2017

Tags: script, fiction, request, comedy, inconvenience store script

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