the wise toddler

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"Why do they talk to me as if I am an idiot? I understand things, I just haven't learned how to communicate back, yet. Wait, did I just poop in my diapers?"

"Why am I here in this crib? How did I end up here? Why are these planet-shaped balls spinning above my bed, and why are they making sound? Why- why- I'm so tired..."

"Am I only here to be picked up, passed around, and posted on Instagram? Why did they bring me to this stupid party?"

Created: May 08, 2017

Tags: baby thoughts, wise toddler, existential baby

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