ANGEL: (long silent beat) .... What?
GOD: S'like a big dog. With SPOTS! Big blotchy spots.
ANGEL: That's a dalmatian.
A Dalmatian pops up in the creature creating area.
GOD: No, bigger than that
ANGEL: So it's just the same as a dalmatian, but bigger?
GOD: No, it's different in other ways.
ANGEL: How else is it different?
GOD: It er, sounds different.
ANGEL: When it barks?
GOD: ...er yes... no! No, it doesn't bark ...
ANGEL: Does is quack?
ANGEL: Does it roar?
ANGEL: A Dalmatian dog that goes MOOOO?
GOD: And give it stomachs.
ANGEL: Stomachs? Plural?
GOD: Ten stomachs.
ANGEL: Why three?!
ANGEL: NOT THE DAMN OCTOPUS CONVERSATION AGAIN! WHY DOES ANYTHING NEED MORE THAN ONE STOMACH?!
GOD: Four. Give 'em four.
ANGEL: The whole potential of creation at your fingertips and you create a mooing dog with four stomachs?
Created: Apr 29, 2017edwardtheninth Document Media