God Creates The Cow // HF#1

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GOD: Cows.


ANGEL: What?


GOD: Cows


ANGEL: (long silent beat) .... What?


GOD: S'like a big dog. With SPOTS! Big blotchy spots.


ANGEL: That's a dalmatian.


A Dalmatian pops up in the creature creating area.


GOD:  No, bigger than that


ANGEL: So it's just the same as a dalmatian, but bigger?


GOD: No, it's different in other ways.


ANGEL: How else is it different?


GOD: It er, sounds different.


ANGEL: When it barks?


GOD: ...er yes... no! No, it doesn't bark ...


ANGEL: Does is quack?


GOD: No.


ANGEL: Does it roar?


GOD: No


ANGEL: 

 


ANGEL: Moo?


GOD: MOOOO!


ANGEL: A Dalmatian dog that goes MOOOO?


GOD: And give it stomachs.


ANGEL: Stomachs? Plural?


GOD: Ten stomachs.


ANGEL: TEN?!


GOD: Three?


ANGEL: Why three?!


GOD: Six!


ANGEL: NOT THE DAMN OCTOPUS CONVERSATION AGAIN! WHY DOES ANYTHING NEED MORE THAN ONE STOMACH?!


GOD: Four. Give 'em four.


ANGEL: The whole potential of creation at your fingertips and you create a mooing dog with four stomachs?


GOD: Ta-daaaaa!


THE END

Created: Apr 29, 2017

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