Who ate my PUDDIN'?

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Sometimes I start a sketch with nothing in my head... that was the case with this one.


INT. APARTMENT - MORNING

Two roommates are having a discussion in the living room.


BENSON

Listen here, Jory.


JORY

What up, Benson?


BENSON

I done told you this before, and I ain't gonna tell you again!


JORY

Wha--? Well, if you're about to tell me whatever you're talking about then you definitely are TELLING ME AGAIN!


BENSON

God damn it, Benson! 
Why you always eat my PUDDIN'?


JORY

Your PUDDIN'? I bought that PUDDIN' for you at the market, last week. 
I believe that gives me the right to enjoy that PUDDIN' just as much as you.


BENSON

Exactly, you bought it for ME! Not for YOU! Not for ME and YOU!


JORY

It's YOU and ME, ya dummy!


BENSON

Don't you correct me on my grammar, Jory!


JORY

I am a middle school english teacher, Benson.
I correct everyone on their grammar, it's my job.


BENSON

How about this, Jory... I got a new job for you! 


JORY

Oh yeah, what is it?


BENSON

Uh, it's called... Don't eat my damn PUDDIN'!

Created: Apr 27, 2017

Tags: sketch, puddin, roommates, food, home

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