Running with Scissors

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"If you are going on the treadmill don't forget your scissors!"

"You've had a lot of sugar today, make sure you swish some Coke through your teeth before bed."

"Establish dominance over your sister!"

"Get your own sunscreen or stand near heavy people"

"Show grandma your new bong."

"Your whining is like angels singing."

"What a deep and long sleep I've just had."

"I think Philosophy would be a lucrative field of study."

"If you have been chatting on the internet for weeks you obviously know him well, here is his plane fare."

Created: Apr 24, 2017

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