GOD: OK, so hear me out: Colorful sea bubbles. Soft colors. Pink, white...
ANGEL: Ooh, I like this!
GOD: Give them dozens of tails, all flowing down like frilly lace gowns.
ANGEL: Go on, go on.
GOD: And when anything comes near to be friends...they deliver a scorching, agonizing pain that lasts for days!
GOD: AND CLOG THE SEAS WITH THESE BASTARDS!
ANGEL: (Sigh) Poseidon dumped you, huh?
GOD: WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY "YOU'RE SO WRATHFUL!" I'M NOT WRATHFUL, ME-DAMMIT! (Sniff)
Created: Oct 02, 2016Document Media