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God Creates Sea Nettles

By ArcaneVenom

GOD: OK, so hear me out: Colorful sea bubbles. Soft colors. Pink, white...


ANGEL: Ooh, I like this!


GOD: Give them dozens of tails, all flowing down like frilly lace gowns.


ANGEL: Go on, go on.


GOD: And when anything comes near to be friends...they deliver a scorching, agonizing pain that lasts for days!


ANGEL: ...what?


GOD: AND CLOG THE SEAS WITH THESE BASTARDS!


ANGEL: (Sigh) Poseidon dumped you, huh?


GOD: WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY "YOU'RE SO WRATHFUL!" I'M NOT WRATHFUL, ME-DAMMIT! (Sniff)

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God Creates Sea Nettles

Created: Oct 02, 2016

Tags: short script, funny, animal, creature, revenge, emotion, heaven, angel, poseidon, ocean, sea, love, pain, beauty, jellyfish, sea nettle, levity, female god, humor, creation, god, fiction, dialogue

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