ADVICE THAT IS PREVALENT IN ALMOST ALL SITUATIONS*

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Never try to wake a sleeping dragon. It is as simple as that. They have claws that are strong enough to rip through human flesh like a knife through butter. And they have teeth the size of grown men, that are set menacingly in acidic jaws. In self-defense they are commonly known to spit fire (and they say the fire comes straight from Hell itself.) So just don’t try. It will end well for one the involved parties, and here is fair warning that it will not be you.
However, if you happen to find yourself in a predicament - between a rock and dragon so to speak - and you must wake the dragon, I advise doing it gently. Perhaps with a song. A nice little dragon song played on a harp, perhaps accompanied with a harmonica… or bagpipe should suffice. A back up singer with a thick Swedish accent and the ability to sing contralto will do as well, though a harmonica is the preferred choice of most varieties of dragon.

*But mostly if you are trying to wake a dragon.

Created: Dec 23, 2010

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