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Santa Can't Even (A Short Christmas Rap For Kouralilly)

By TheSerpentTheCharmer

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Koura!


 


As you've probably figured out (by the title), I am your backup Secret Santa! And since your Yo Mama rap was so good, I thought I'd try a short christmas rap for you about Santa being a quitter. Hope you like it!


 


Lyrics:


 



I was a little light this christmas


And I hope that’s not the misses


That’s banging at my hotel door


I told her I was lost somewhere in North Dakota 


Because I don’t wanna do this no more


She said “Nick, move your ass, there’s presents to deliver”


But I’m drunk on the living room floor


Prancer and Blitzen jumped out the window


While Rudolph was tripping hardcore


The other six laughed while I tried to sound


Like I want to get on with the cheer


But it’s hard to tell your wife you just quit your job


When you only work one night a year


 


Cheers!


 


(P.S. Thanks to MeTaL_PoU for the great holiday beat) 


 

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Santa Can't Even (A Short Christmas Rap For Kouralilly)

Created: Dec 29, 2014

Tags: 2014, holidays, secret santa, funny, santa, kouralilly, rap

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