“Just go out to the living room and say hi.”
“I can’t. She doesn’t know I’m here. She’ll think I dissed her for not saying hello when she came in.”
“So we’re just going to stay in the bedroom until she leaves? How long will that be?”
“I have no idea. I think she came over to borrow something from mom.”
“Well, that can’t take long. Wait. Do you hear a tea kettle whistling? Oh no, sounds like she's staying for a while.”
“I need to pee.”
“Well, now you have no choice but to go out there.”
“That's not true. I’ve got water, a bed, books, a TV, and my computer. I can stay in here forever. I just don’t have food but people can go days without eating.”
“I thought you had to take a leak.”
“Where’s a cup? I can pee in that.”
“You’re really going to do that with me here?
"Turn around."
“I don’t get it. You’re too embarrassed to go out and say hello to your cousin but you have no problem peeing in front of me.”
“That’s right. And if you don’t like it, you can leave and greet Naomi on your way out.”
“Pass me the cup after you’re through, please.”
(This could be a male and female, two men/boys, or two women/girls talking. It’s genderless and ageless.)
Created: Oct 03, 2014
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