Game Of Phones (Song)

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^Yes, I did actually whittle a mushroom to look like a peen.


Okay, RECorders, here's mega Domino collab opus #2 (and waaay overdue...I wrote this thing the day the Telephone Game collab was announced, but kept putting off recording). My version of a raunchy comedy song doesn't start sweet and innocent, then get predictably lewd; it comes out swinging right away and still leaves room for a kicker at the end.


UPDATE: Iluminar created storyboards out of her puppet characters!!


LYRICS:

MAUREEN: Hey, Jean! (Yeah yeah?)

Didja hear about Dean? (No, no...)

He sent me his penis in a text meant for Irene (No way!)


JEAN: Hey, Colleen! (Yeah yeah!)

Didja hear about Dean? (No no!)

Well, check out this penis pic that he sent to Maureen (Oh no!)


I can't believe it happened; I can't believe it's true

I hope he gets what's comin' to him for bein' so darn rude


COLLEEN, TO CHEERLEADING SQUAD: Hey, team! (Yeah! Yeah!)

Didja hear about Dean? (No! No!)

You will when you see this post I just wrote on Scene [Facebook/Twitter-type site] (N! O!)


CHEERLEADERS: Hey, Scene! (YEAH! YEAH!)

Didja hear about Dean? (YEAH! YEAH!)

This guy's egregious; someone should call the police (HEAR HEAR!!)


We can't believe it happened; we can't believe it's true

But hopefully he'll get what's comin' 'cos now we've seen it too


[montage: police get calls, see the pic, clamor to Dean’s house, knock on his door, CUT TO BLACK]


DEAN: Hey, Maureen? (Yeah?)

Could you tell Irene-- (No.)

--that I'm in this penal institution, and what I sent was a meme...of a fucking mushroom

[finally cut to the pic - a mushroom is sticking out of a man's boxer shorts with the caption, "...JUST THE CAP?"] (Oh no...)


I guess it didn't happen; I guess it isn't true

Be careful playin' that game of phones 'cos you're probably gonna lose


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If you know "Mollie", then you know the drill. I need all of these parts covered: Maureen, Jean, Colleen, four+ cheerleaders, five+ "Scene"-sters, and any more musicians who could round out instrumentation. Illustrators, animators, video editors, etc.: this could be BIG.


Song is 100BPM, and chords are E, C#min, A, B. Stems to come if enough people show interest...it's gonna take me a good while to clean up each track and zip them all up.


telephone sounds from freesound.org (creative commons licenses)

http://freesound.org/people/bgrun17/sounds/170692/

http://freesound.org/people/deraj/sounds/218083/

Created: Sep 16, 2014

Tags: texting, request, dick pic, angry mob, band, memes, jail, telephone game song, mushroom, drums, penis, season 2, kazoo, guitar, game of phones, vocal, police, pop, season two, hitrecord on tv, facebook, musical, re: secrets, twitter, just the tip, swing, technology, social media

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