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A different take on Yo Mama jokes

By RichieMillennium

Yo mama's so dumb that she thinks Verdi composed Der Ring des Nibelungen.


Yo mama's so dumb that she thinks Antonioni made films with just as much transhistorical interiority as Bergman's films.


Yo mama's so dumb that she sees no similarities between the "Scherzo" movement in Tchaikovsky's Piano Sonata in C-sharp minor and the "Spring" "Largo" movement from Vivaldi's Four Seasons.


Yo mama's so dumb that when anyone mentions historically significant librettists she only talks about Metastasio.


Yo mama's so dumb that she dismisses the artistic value of Greek vases because she thinks they actually originated in Etruria DESPITE the preponderance of Greek inscriptions.


Yo mama's so dumb that she thinks American Abstract Expressionism was just a politically-motivated response to Socialist Realism because that was the aesthetic preference in Soviet-era Russia.


 

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A different take on Yo Mama jokes

Created: May 20, 2014

Tags: bergman, antonioni, vivaldi, verdi, your mom, tchaikovsky, metastasio, yo mama jokes, greek vase, yo mama

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