Bobcat: Hi, Judge.
Barn Owl: Hi, Stoney. What have you been up to?
Bobcat: I've been golfing. I did a round this morning and I tore Snaggy a new corn hole!
Barn Owl: Cool! What was the final score?
Bobcat: Snaggy got thirty-five strokes and I got two hundred fifty-seven.
Barn Owl: Actually, Snaggy won.
Bobcat: What do you mean? My score was higher.
Barn Owl: In golf, the one with the lowest score wins.
Bobcat: What the hell is this? Communist Canada?
Barn Owl: I don't know why you play these games. You know nothing about sports.
Bobcat: So you mean to tell me that cannonballs are bad for diving and freeze tag isn't a standing still contest?
Barn Owl: Exactly!
Bobcat: I know. I'll challenge you to a game of bowling. It's hard to mess that up.
Barn Owl: I accept your challenge.
Bobcat: Be ready. I'm going to hit the gutter every time, just like I hit your mom last night.
Snow Ferret: AAA!!!
Created: Apr 04, 2014TommyCannon Document Media