Dear Kid Gram,
We've never seen each other eye to eye, and I'm down with that.
But I just want to clarify, that your mother and I, had never, ever, how should I put it? We never got to the stage of, em, fornication. So, don't worry. Your baby sister is probably not my daughter.
Suck it, as always,
Your Sir and Superior
Henry Adam Wood
P.S. You'll recieve not a penny, as per my will.
P.S.S. Kiss your baby sister for me.
P.S.S.S. Suck it?
Created: Apr 03, 2014yuii Document Media