Greetings and Salutations,
The time has come, my dear mmm... friend to reveal a secret which concerns my established wealth. Least to say, it was a blessing which fell from your very pocket that afternoon we walk to the store and you played the lotto, twenty dollars worth, you said you were feeling lucky that day. As you stuffed those tickets in your pocket, all but one didn't make it. So, $500 million dollars later I tell you this: I'm sorry I didn't buy that Fiat 500c you wanted me to, and I so sorry I didn't promote you to general manager when I bought the Chicago Cubs...
P.S. I stated in my Will that you recieve two copys of that winning ticket, just in case you lose one.
Created: Apr 02, 2014Mr. Copasetic Document Media