Nursery Rhymes Gone Awry

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Monkey see monkey do, monkey don’t throw that icky poo.
Spinning spinning all around, until I throw up and fall down.
Mary had a little lamb, but passed on the potatoes.
Row row row your boat, because I’m going to kayak.
Puss in boots, the story of the mean streets of LA?
Hey diddle diddle, is this a story of got your pickle?
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep, I heard Mary Jane was involved.
Baa baa black sheep have you any wool, because it’s more slimming then white.
Mary Mary quite contrary, until I pushed her down.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, 9 months later came baby Jane.
Hickory Dickory Dock, it’s happy hour and I’m outta here

Created: Apr 01, 2014

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