Wait. I don't think this is what Charlie meant when he told me to get stuffed. I'm sure this isn't what Charlie meant when he told me to get stuffed. Aw man, Mom's gonna kill me when she finds out. She said to stay the hell away from the Brooker's trash cans. But they throw away such good stuff. Whole box of cereal and packages of meat out of there sometimes, not kidding. Stupid kid with that noisy bike thing. I heard it coming really loud and couldn't get out of the way. Mom kept sayin' "Don't go out in the street, why you gotta cross the street Merle? We got perfectly good stuff over here, you don't need to go over there. You'll get squished. You mark my words, one day, you're just gonna end up squished." Guess I found out, didn't I? Man, I wish Mom hadn't been right this time. But hey, she can't kill me for this one. I'm already dead!
Created: Mar 30, 2014roswellgray Document Media