Taxidermy - Jim and Brian - Comedy Script

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JIM (FOX)


Hey Brian, how did the date go?


 


BRIAN (RABBIT)


Well...I think I'd rather not talk about it.


 


JIM


Wait what? Surely it wasn't that bad.


 


BRIAN


It wasn't one to be proud of.


 


JIM


Okay, but come on you're like my thirteenth best friend. Come on, spill the beans.


 


BRIAN


Okay, but you have to promise that you won't tell anyone.


 


JIM


Promise.


 


BRIAN


Well it wasn't exactly the actual date that went bad, it was afterwards when things went awry.


 


JIM


Why?


 


BRIAN


Well we were both giving off vibes of a certain nature, so I asked her if she'd fancy coming back to my place.


 


JIM


Hey-o!


 


BRIAN


So, I got her back to my place and we did a little


bit of...you know...a warm up...


 


JIM


And?


 


BRIAN


I was about to go all the way when...


 


JIM


When what? When what?


 


BRIAN


I couldn't...


 


JIM


Couldn't what?


 


BRIAN


I couldn't get hard.


 


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Created: Mar 24, 2014

Tags: comedy, dialogue, fiction, script

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