"Why does your apartment smell like gasoline?"
"A schizophrenic broke in to my place last night. I had never seen him before in my life. I woke up right after he had finished dousing the entire apartment in lighter fluid. I caught him just before he lit the match. He was planning to burn down the entire building, with himself included. He told the police that the "voices" told him to do it; he figured it was the only way to get rid of them. Someone must have let him in the building, because he doesn't live in this apartment complex; not to mention this side of town. He lives up state with a wife and two children; about three hours away from here. His family says this was the worst "episode" he'd ever had; but if you ask me, I'd say it was his season finale."
"Well I'm glad you're ok."
Created: Mar 14, 2014MadisenMusic Document Media