B: "I almost want to reach into the water and touch that."
A: "Touch what? The rock? So touch i--"
B: "No, not the rock, you idiot. The furry green stuff"
A: "The algae? Is it algae?"
B: "I think it's seaweed... It looks so soft."
A: "So touch it, what's your problem?"
B: "Can't we just have a conversation?"
A: "You call THIS a conversation?! We're talking about some green slimy shit in the ocean!"
B: "And YET you can't even keep up!"
A: "Keep up?! I said touch it! Just fucking touch it and be done with it! What's there to discuss?!"
B: "That thing is disgusting, I'm not touching it - YOU touch it!"
A: "You're the one who--! AH!"
B: "I just wanted to make conversation."
A: "You can't just manufacture conversation - you have to mean it."
B: "Fine. This is dumb - I mean it. Let's just go."
A: "Why'd you wanna come here anyways?"
B: "I don't know. I don't know why we're here anymore. I don't know at all."
Created: Mar 13, 2014ahja Image Media