The Spawn of P. Wood (Shortened)

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Dearest Maneesh Bhavsar, 


 


From my death bed I write to you. I have never been a man to mince words. I visited India in 1903. Please accecpt  this settment check for the unfortunante impregnation of your youngest daughter. My boy Pecker is a strong one and my attorneys at Sy and Phillis will deny any further claims, due to my late-stage disease induced madness. 


 


Henry Adam Wood


 


PS..Your spices are of lowest quality and not the standard to which you represented to me in our meeting. Please do not serve them to my spawn. 

Created: Mar 12, 2014

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