Me: why can't you go to your cousin?
My girlfriend: because she's gonna tell my grandma what had happened. My grandma is Jewish and she'll yell at me.
Me: ohh...my grandma is 3000 miles away and sick. I talk to her often and see her on skype. I miss her so much, it hurts physically. The other one is dead for 13 years. I wish they were both here yelling at me for some nuisance. I would be the happiest person in the world.
Created: Feb 21, 2014phoenixsummer Document Media