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It's early in the morning where I'm at, so why not do a play on the word: Early


FADE IN:


INT. PARKED CAR - EARLY MORNING


Two CRIMINALS survey the bank across the street.


SMART CRIMINAL


"I don't know about this."


STUPID CRIMINAL


"Then we must not be looking at the same thing. Because all I see a cake-walk that doesn't even involve walking. Just sitting around and eating cake."


SMART CRIMINAL


"Alright. I guess we can do this one."


STUPID CRIMINAL(excited and going to open door)


"Finally. Let's do this."


SMART CRIMINAL


"No, no no. Not yet."


STUPID CRIMINAL


"Why? You agreed on this one. Let's go."


SMART CRIMINAL


"Not yet. It's too early."


STUPID CRIMINAL


"All night with this. You know, we were supposed to have robbed a bank six hours ago. While they were CLOSED. Go in through the roof, come down from the ceiling, all secret agent-like."


SMART CRIMINAL


Oh, you're a secret agent now? I thought you work for a security company. In fact, I THOUGHT you worked for a security company that installs alarms in banks. You convenientely neglected to mention that you install alarms for houses, and that most of the time, people don't even want an alarm. They only want the sign so they can put it in their yard."


STUPID CRIMINAL(antsy)


"Let's just get it over with. It's open now, so let's just do it."


SMART CRIMINAL


"No, it's still too early. We'd be the only ones in there."


STUPID CRIMINAL


"Exactly. The oppurtune time to strike."


SMART CRIMINAL


"And what happens if something goes wrong? Who are we going to take as hostages?"


STUPID CRIMINAL


"The people who work there."


SMART CRIMINAL


"The bank would get paid off from their life insurance if they died. If anything their bosses would want them dead more than us. Let's just wait and scope it out."


STUPID CRIMINAL


"You know, I can't believe you're back. You've been gone a long time. I heard what you've been doing."


SMART CRIMINAL


"I've just been trying to stay busy."


STUPID CRIMINAL


"I guess you finally realized it's never too late to catch up with old friends."


SMART CRIMINAL


"Nah, it's never too late. But with friends like you, it can definitely be too early."


 

Created: Feb 21, 2014

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