I was working at a DVD store once, filling in for a sick friend, when a man with a thick mustache approached me. He started ranting about something I couldn't quite make out. but he soon found himself directing his rant towards me ."I hate registers. I hate them. The beeping noises. How they're always mathematically correct.The cheap plastic buttons and that 'ding' they make when you push the wrong button."
He then looked me deep in the eyes and said: "The one thing I love about them though... is how quickly they open when you as how much is inside them".
He then bought a diet coke and left.
Created: Jul 28, 2010Document Media