The spork was invented in March 1938. Due to a minor meltdown occuring aboard the British submarine 'Gadzooks' during dinnertime, a seemlessly ordinary fork and spoon were fused together in an unbearable heat. Onlookers said steam could be seen rising from the English Channel. After the investigation was over, the head of the navy declared, "Although twenty of my men perished, one cannot deny the wonder that has come out of such a disaster. Cutlery will never be the same again!"
Created: Jul 28, 2010tori Document Media