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the sneeze (a dialogue tale)

By moonbug

ah-choo


 


did you just say the word "ah-choo"?


 


no, i sneezed.


 


yeah, but when you sneezed you said, "ah-choo".


 


it was just a normal sneeze.


 


normal? you sound like you’re a cartoon character sneezing. you know you don't actually have to say "ah" and "choo". you can just sneeze.


 


i did! that's just what sneezes sound like. everyone does that.


 


no. no, they don't. 


 


sure, it's just, you know, what you say when you sneeze.


 


what you say? you're not speaking. you're sneezing. there are no words involved.


 


well, just the one.


 


no. i'm telling you. nobody does that.


 


sure they do. i hear it all the time.


 


well, i have never heard that. it is really odd.


 


i am so sorry. what would you like me to say when i sneeze?


 


for the last time, it is an involuntary bodily function that makes a sound. there are no words involved!


 


fine.


 


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man, it's dusty up here. 


 


i know! why do you think i was sneezing?


 


uh… uh… sn-e-e-e-e-e-e-ze!!!


 


are you kidding me, man?

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the sneeze (a dialogue tale)

Created: Mar 03, 2013

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